HTH Dialog Developers Group

I just need:

1. List of characters that need dialog.
2. The sex acts each character performs.

I'd also be interested in re-doing ones I didn't do for the sake of consistency.

OK, I will check it out.

As for the additional scripts, let me know what characters/positions need to be done, I will get it all done.

Menu 1:
"Heya hot stuff, are you new?"
*I must be, else I'd remeber a cutie like you... -> Goto Menu 2
*No, I've been playing the game for 20 years, gimmie that Newgrounds sucky sucky. -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry, mis-clicked. -> Quit

Menu 2:
"Well, always good to see a new face. Believe it or not I've been here for over a decade. Name's Zoe."
*Wait, how old are you? You don't look a day over 20. -> Goto Menu 3
*Ah, so you're over 10, not really interested then. -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Ah, well, it'll be another one before Crow updates you, sorry.-> Quit

Menu 3:
"It's the fur, keep it luxurious and you'll look young for years."
*I suppose it was a bit much for me to ask for specifics, but you look lovely. -> Goto Menu 4
*Is your p u s s y like, big and floppy now? Like two slices of bologna? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Speaking of old, I ate like a ton of prunes, gotta hit the toilet!-> Quit

Menu 4:
"I'm glad you think so! And I certainly feel young at heart, especially around here."
*Same. Just so much ah...Scenery to enjoy. -> Goto Menu 5
*So what then, do I cut you open like a tree and count the rings? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Yeah, I'm gonna go explore some more. -> Quit

Menu 5:
"Scenery huh? Bulls h i t! You're here to get laid, like everyone else!"
*Yeah well no reason to get crass about it, lady. -> Goto Menu 6
*FINALLY. Take off your pants and your panties and let's get schwifty.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Pardon me, but there is a buffet table with crab left, gotta fix that.-> Quit

Menu 6:
"That's right, I am a lady. And if you want some classic retro poontang, you should treat me like one."
*Oh great queen Zoe, how, pray tell, may I accesseth thine poon of tang? -> Goto Menu 7
*How do I hack your menu to make you talk less and s u c k more? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Well, Lady, I gotta go.-> Quit

Menu 7:
"Well you're funny, that's a start, how about asking nice? I mean I wouldn't be here if I wasn't DTF."
*All right then, Zoe, can I get a blowie? -> Goto Menu 8
*But I had to do that last time! Can't you just suck me?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Lemme find out how to do that.-> Quit

Menu 8:
"Hah, look at you, finally full of confidence. Sure you don't want more than that, though?"
*Sounds fair.-> Goto Menu 9
*Jesus Christ lady just let me shove it in your mouth already. -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry, my GF says it's cheating if I go past oral. -> Quit

Menu 9:
"So tell me handsome, what's your pleasure?"
*I want those lips wrapped around my ****...-> Goto Menu 10
*My Priest said missionary position only. -> Goto Menu 11
*How do you feel about anal if I've already got lube? -> Goto Menu 12
*I wanna pound that puss from behind... -> Goto Menu 12
*Are you familiar with the concoction known as "turbo gravy"? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry to break a promise, but I'll be back soon...-> Quit

Menu 10:
"All right honey, lemme kneel down."
Oral animation plays-> Goto Menu 10

Menu 11
"Fine by me, I wanna see your face when you cum in me."
Missionary animation plays-> Goto Menu 10

Menu 12:
"I've got just the place where you can pound my ass. Come find me on a pole at the strip club."
*"All right, hot stuff."-> Goto Menu 14

Menu 13:
"All right hot stuff, time for a show!"
*Can you suck me from up there?-> Goto Menu 14
*I wanna F u c k you missionary, I wanna see your face... -> Goto Menu 15
*Hope your a s s is lubed and ready! -> Goto Menu 16
*Bend over, gonna give them a real show! -> Goto Menu 17
*How much for me to s h i t on you? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*No can do, I'm crowd-shy.-> Quit

Menu 14
"D a m n right I can! Just like old times."
Oral animation plays-> Goto Menu 13

Menu 15
"F u c k yeah, let's show 'em what real love making is like."
Missionary animation plays-> Goto Menu 13

Menu 16
"Awh h e l l yeah, let's get DIRTY up here!"
Pole Anal animation plays-> Goto Menu 13

Menu 17
"Oooh, sounds fun! Just remember, all the tips are mine..."
Pole Anal animation plays-> Goto Menu 13

Menu FAIL
"You wanna get clawed, a s s h o l e?"

Menu RETURN:
"Oh, back for more? Well then..."
-> Goto Menu 9 or 13, Context Dependent

Yeah my IRL sucks. I'm very sorry for holding up everything.

Threw my back into it and got Chrissy totally re-written, Carmen re-written to be sans-swimsuit, and 1r2 stated that Zoe had no dialog so I went in and wrote that.

If anything else needs to be done I will find the time.

I'm so sorry. I feel like a piece of ****.

Menu 1:
"Well hello there! Enjoying the beach?"
*Well it just got better...-> Goto Menu 2
*Are you going to suck my dick or do we have to go through b u l l s h i t first?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Actually I'm getting sunburned, better go!-> Quit

Menu 2:
"Oh? And how did that happen?"
*Well, you're here for one...-> Goto Menu 3
*I just found a free beach towel, but I think it smells like chloroform. What do you think?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*I found five bucks. I'm gonna go buy a beer.-> Quit

Menu 3:
"Well that's flattering. Do I know you? Or..."
*Well I've been around but I don't think we've talked...-> Goto Menu 4
*Less yap yap more suck suck, you know the point of this place.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*You don't, just good to see a pretty face. Gotta go!-> Quit

Menu 4:
"Well it's always good to meet new faces. The name's Carmen."
*My name is less important. So what brings you here?-> Goto Menu 5
*I'm not seeing how this gets me closer to sex with you.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Carmen huh? Well I'll be seeing you...-> Quit

Menu 5:
"Oh, just enjoying the sun. And no better way to do it than to go sky-clad!"
*It certainly enhances the view...-> Goto Menu 6
*Yeah, now I can see all your weird lumpy bits.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Speaking of the sun, sunburn, on my d i c k, oh h e l l, gotta go.-> Quit

Menu 6:
"Awwh, thank you so much! It's good to be appreciated."
*You're quite welcome!-> Goto Menu 7
*Are we at the sex part yet?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*You're quite welcome. Gotta go tho.-> Quit

Menu 7:
"You're not so bad yourself. Do you work out?"
*From time to time, yeah. Really need more aerobics though. -> Goto Menu 8
*Yeah, I beat up women professionally. -> Goto Menu FAIL
*I forget, lemme go see if I can find out.-> Quit

Menu 8:
"Aerobics huh? Well I happen to know a great exercise we can do together..."
*I think I know it too...-> Goto Menu 9
*Ugh FINALLY, I was going to fap to FurAffinity but it was down again.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Nah, I'm gonna go look for Marcus, he's more my type, if you catch my meaning.-> Quit

Menu 9:
"I was thinking of giving you a little suck..."
*Not really aerobics, but I guess a warmup never hurt...-> Goto Menu 10
*Ignore the bumps, I swear they're not genital warts.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry, I'm not down...-> Quit

Menu 10:
"Don't worry, I love doing this..."
Oral animation A plays-> Goto Menu 11

Menu 10b:
"Second time huh? Let's switch it around, then."
Oral animation B plays-> Goto Menu 11

Menu 11
"Wow, you were backed up huh?"
*I still am, think you could go a second round?-> Goto Menu 10b
*All right, ready for the actual "exercise" now?-> Goto Menu 12
*You know what would really help? Your friend over there...-> Goto Menu 13
*That wasn't cum...It was P I S S!-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Yeah, I need to go cool down for a bit...-> Quit

Menu 12:
"Well then, lemme get in the starting position..."
Doggystyle plays-> Goto Menu 11

Menu 13:
"Cindy? You better go ask her first, I don't wanna impose..."
-> Goto Menu 11

Menu FAIL
"What? Get out of here! Before I call security!"

Menu RETURN:
"Oh, back for more? Well then..."
-> Goto Menu 11

Menu CINDY RETURN
"Hey, Cindy called me, said you wanted something..."
Threesome Animation Plays -> Goto Menu 11

Crow never put much effort in drawing player. It's a bit similar to normal p0rn, where no one really looks at the male actor so almost anyone with big c0ck can be in it.

Crow talked big about having all these plans for fully customizable player characters, but put about as much effort into it as he did into his hygiene. He doesn't wanna admit it but truth be told he doesn't know, and doesn't care to know, how to draw male anatomy, because it's not what he's interested in.

Effectively the male player is just a dildo that **** the girl so the user can self-insert. My advice to you is that instead of playing it up, play it down. Shade out or make transparent anything that isn't touching the girl, and just make the **** something you can select by clicking. I remember a lot of flash games (especially Mittsies) would just let you change the dong by clicking since they all do the same **** basically, and most of what was there was just floating magic dongs.

Unrelated, but have you guys considered just...Scrapping this crap and starting over with the artwork in a different system or engine? Let's face it, no one gives a **** about Crow's dumb, poorly implemented puzzles or PS1 era 3D rendered backgrounds. And his code is a garbage fire. What with Flash being dead, have y'all given any thought to this just being some sort of "select a ****" **** game in Unity or another common engine where you just boot it, pick the girl you wanna play with from a selection screen, and then play with them? I dunno how doable that is but I know I'd love to just thumb through a list of girls with bios/pictures, pick one, fap to their animations, and then go on with my day. I know we kinda-sorta already have that with the selection screen, but at this point I'm also wondering if we should just quit futzing with Crow's garbage and make our own thing.

"Tabby's Whorehouse" Featuring the girls Crowchild doesn't want you to ****!

Tabby, you said you finished this, starting with what I had already written. Can you include that in a reply so I can look it over?

I did the Anne **** script, what's next?