Menu 1:
"Heya hot stuff, are you new?"
*I must be, else I'd remeber a cutie like you... -> Goto Menu 2
*No, I've been playing the game for 20 years, gimmie that Newgrounds sucky sucky. -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry, mis-clicked. -> Quit
Menu 2:
"Well, always good to see a new face. Believe it or not I've been here for over a decade. Name's Zoe."
*Wait, how old are you? You don't look a day over 20. -> Goto Menu 3
*Ah, so you're over 10, not really interested then. -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Ah, well, it'll be another one before Crow updates you, sorry.-> Quit
Menu 3:
"It's the fur, keep it luxurious and you'll look young for years."
*I suppose it was a bit much for me to ask for specifics, but you look lovely. -> Goto Menu 4
*Is your p u s s y like, big and floppy now? Like two slices of bologna? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Speaking of old, I ate like a ton of prunes, gotta hit the toilet!-> Quit
Menu 4:
"I'm glad you think so! And I certainly feel young at heart, especially around here."
*Same. Just so much ah...Scenery to enjoy. -> Goto Menu 5
*So what then, do I cut you open like a tree and count the rings? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Yeah, I'm gonna go explore some more. -> Quit
Menu 5:
"Scenery huh? Bulls h i t! You're here to get laid, like everyone else!"
*Yeah well no reason to get crass about it, lady. -> Goto Menu 6
*FINALLY. Take off your pants and your panties and let's get schwifty.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Pardon me, but there is a buffet table with crab left, gotta fix that.-> Quit
Menu 6:
"That's right, I am a lady. And if you want some classic retro poontang, you should treat me like one."
*Oh great queen Zoe, how, pray tell, may I accesseth thine poon of tang? -> Goto Menu 7
*How do I hack your menu to make you talk less and s u c k more? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Well, Lady, I gotta go.-> Quit
Menu 7:
"Well you're funny, that's a start, how about asking nice? I mean I wouldn't be here if I wasn't DTF."
*All right then, Zoe, can I get a blowie? -> Goto Menu 8
*But I had to do that last time! Can't you just suck me?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Lemme find out how to do that.-> Quit
Menu 8:
"Hah, look at you, finally full of confidence. Sure you don't want more than that, though?"
*Sounds fair.-> Goto Menu 9
*Jesus Christ lady just let me shove it in your mouth already. -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry, my GF says it's cheating if I go past oral. -> Quit
Menu 9:
"So tell me handsome, what's your pleasure?"
*I want those lips wrapped around my
****...-> Goto Menu 10
*My Priest said missionary position only. -> Goto Menu 11
*How do you feel about anal if I've already got lube? -> Goto Menu 12
*I wanna pound that puss from behind... -> Goto Menu 12
*Are you familiar with the concoction known as "turbo gravy"? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry to break a promise, but I'll be back soon...-> Quit
Menu 10:
"All right honey, lemme kneel down."
Oral animation plays-> Goto Menu 10
Menu 11
"Fine by me, I wanna see your face when you cum in me."
Missionary animation plays-> Goto Menu 10
Menu 12:
"I've got just the place where you can pound my ass. Come find me on a pole at the strip club."
*"All right, hot stuff."-> Goto Menu 14
Menu 13:
"All right hot stuff, time for a show!"
*Can you suck me from up there?-> Goto Menu 14
*I wanna F u c k you missionary, I wanna see your face... -> Goto Menu 15
*Hope your a s s is lubed and ready! -> Goto Menu 16
*Bend over, gonna give them a real show! -> Goto Menu 17
*How much for me to s h i t on you? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*No can do, I'm crowd-shy.-> Quit
Menu 14
"D a m n right I can! Just like old times."
Oral animation plays-> Goto Menu 13
Menu 15
"F u c k yeah, let's show 'em what real love making is like."
Missionary animation plays-> Goto Menu 13
Menu 16
"Awh h e l l yeah, let's get DIRTY up here!"
Pole Anal animation plays-> Goto Menu 13
Menu 17
"Oooh, sounds fun! Just remember, all the tips are mine..."
Pole Anal animation plays-> Goto Menu 13
Menu FAIL
"You wanna get clawed, a s s h o l e?"
Menu RETURN:
"Oh, back for more? Well then..."
-> Goto Menu 9 or 13, Context Dependent
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