Menu 1:
"Well hey handsome, what brings you here?"
*Just enjoying the 'scenery', so to speak...-> Goto Menu 2
*Hot. Wet. Horse. P u s s y.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Actually, I'm just lost, sorry to bother you.-> Quit
Menu 2:
"Oh? And I take it you like what you see?"
*Very much, things just got a lot prettier...-> Goto Menu 3
*Not really, your t i t s aren't out yet.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Yeah, over there, I'm gonna go check it out.-> Quit
Menu 3:
"Flattery will get you everywhere, handsome. So, what's on your mind?"
*You, right now. I had no idea someone so beautiful was out here.-> Goto Menu 4
*Look, are we gonna f u c k or do I have to beat it off around the bush?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*The bathroom. Be back quick!-> Quit
Menu 4:
"Glad to know you can appreciate a girl of size. But what's REALLY on your mind?"
*What's so wrong about me admiring your beauty?-> Goto Menu 5
*Oh finally, we're at the menu right before the sex part.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*The free donuts they're handing out, be right back.-> Quit
Menu 5:
"You can't fool me, handsome. I know what you're here for. And I assure you, it's what I want as well..."
*Oh all right. I guess it's .-> Goto Menu
*.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*.-> Quit
Menu FAIL:
"F u c k you, a s s h o l e! That's no way to treat anyone!"
-> Quit
Menu RETURN:
"Hey handsome, ready for a second helping?"
-> Goto Menu 16
Menu 1:
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*.-> Goto Menu
*.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*.-> Quit
I will complete and finish this later.