HTH Dialog Developers Group

I'm really sorry. I've been having a /very/ bad couple of weeks. I got laid off, among other things. Anyway.

B-Bomb - The female dog name.
P-Bomb - Synonym for cat.
F-Bomb - You know.

Menu 1:
"Well hey handsome, enjoying the view?"
*Well I certainly am now... -> Goto Menu 2
*Let's get down to business. -> Goto Menu 3
*No, not really. -> Quit

Menu 2
"Anything in particular catching your eye?
*You certainly are, yes... -> Goto Menu 3
*On second thought, maybe something over there is better. -> Quit

Menu 3
"Oh? Well, I'm listening..."
*I'd rather be the one listening. -> Goto Menu 4
*You're a [B-Bomb] and I'm a stud. Let's pound. -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Nevermind, I gotta go. -> Quit

Menu 4
"Always nice to meet a good listener! I'm just glad that I could finally find a place where I can relax and enjoy the view. My day job is so stressful, it's good to come out here and just calm down for a bit."
*What do you do as a day job?" -> Goto Menu 5
*I know what'll calm you down. A good dicking. -> Goto Menu FAIL
*Speaking of calming down, I think I need a quick nap. -> Quit

Menu 5
"You really want to know? Well I'm a model, like most of the girls here. But not just for my body. For jewelry! After all, when is a girl going to buy something shiny if she doesn't know how it'll look on an ideal form? I like to think I'm sort of...Aspirational decoration. I help women envision what they hope their jewelry makes them look like."
*Is that why you're wearing some now? - Goto Menu 6
*OK, I was nice. You're obligated to [F-Bomb] me now, right? - Goto Menu FAIL
*Speaking of jewelry, I need shop for my SO. See ya. -> Quit

Menu 6
"Yes! I love the way it makes me sparkle. What do you think?"
*I can think of a way for both of us to sparkle... - Goto Menu 7
*I think your jewelry would look better with some semen on it. - Goto Menu FAIL
*I think jewelry is gross.  I’m going to go.-> Quit

Menu 7
"Oh? What did you have in mind?"
*How about I lick those beautiful lips of yours? The lower ones... - Goto Menu 8
*How about a "Golden Shower"? - Goto Menu FAIL
*I was going to follow that up with a glitter bomb, but I'm fresh out. Lemme go get one. -> Quit

Menu 8
"Fine, but only if I get to return the favor..."
69 Animation Plays - Goto Menu 9

Menu 9
"That was fantastic! Still getting a head rush from going upside down."
*I wanna keep going! Your blushing is just too beautiful...- Goto Menu 10
*OK, I licked your nasty [P-Bomb]. So can I finally get what I came for? - Goto Menu FAIL
*Always a pleasure to provide pleasure. Maybe I'll be back later... -> Quit

Menu 10
"What did you have in mind?"
*I wanna be inside you...- Goto Menu 11
*How about I slap you around a bit? That always makes a [B-Bomb] blush more. - Goto Menu FAIL
*Always a pleasure to provide pleasure. Maybe I'll be back later... -> Quit

Menu 11
"And I want you inside me. Make me sparkle!"
Vaginal Animation Plays - Goto Menu 12

Menu 12
"That was fantastic! Oh, thank you so much! I'm feeling very relaxed and sparkly in and out! (giggle)"
*How about some more lip and tongue action? -> Goto Menu 8
*Do you think you could handle a second round? -> GoTo Menu 11
*Jeez, what an easy [F-Bomb]. You’re a dumb [B-Bomb] huh? -> Goto Menu FAIL
*I need to go take a breather. See you again soon... -> Quit

Menu FAIL
"Hey now! Do you really expect that kind of language to get me going? Get out of here and come back when you've learned some manners!"
FORCE QUIT