Menu 1:
"Hey handsome, looking for a good time?"
*D a m n, I am now. -> Goto Menu 2
*Depends. How much for a "Cleveland Steamer"?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Yeah but not with a "cum dumpster."-> Quit
Menu 2:
"All right handsome, what do you wanna do?"
*Depends. What are my options?-> Goto Menu 3
*OK so we're going to need three things of Crisco and a band saw.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Actually, changed my mind.-> Quit
Menu 3:
"Blowies, titties, and anal. Sorry but the vag is out of service."
*What kinda prices are we looking at?-> Goto Menu 4
*OK so you're outright admitting you've got some crazy STD, right?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry, but I was in the mood for vag specifically.-> Quit
Menu 4:
"Blow is 25,
**** are 50, anal is 100. And I don't use condoms, so feel free to cum as you like."
*Well then here's $25, suck my
****.-> Goto Menu 5
*Here's $50, show me those
****...-> Goto Menu 6
*Anal all the way. Here's $100-> Goto Menu 7
*I'd rather just slap you around till I can get it for free.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Too rich for my blood, I'm out.-> Quit
Menu 5:
"All right then, lemme kneel down a bit...And grab on my hair if you need it harder!"
Oral Animation Plays -> Goto Menu 8
Menu 6:
"Okay baby, hope you like 'em big..."
Titjob animation plays -> Goto Menu 8
Menu 7:
"
**** yeah, I like it crazy. Lemme lube up so you can
**** my ass right."
Anal animation plays -> Goto Menu 8
Menu 8:
"Still need more stud? What were you thinking?"
*A $25 blowjob. Get on your knees, s l u t!-> Goto Menu 5
*Take that shirt off, w h o r e. I wanna f u c k your t i t s-> Goto Menu 6
*I'm comin' for that a s s, you s l u t t y w h o r e.-> Goto Menu 7
*OK so now I get back in my car and run you over to get my money back, right?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Nah I'm good for now.-> Quit
Menu FAIL:
"I've got mace, f u c k e r. You better start running!"
-> Quit
Menu RETURN:
"Back for more, huh? Well, you know my prices..."
-> Goto Menu 8