Menu 1, Glass Room:
"Salamu! What brings you to the glass room today?"
*I was just exploring, actually.-> Goto Menu 3
*You. Sucky. Me. Yes?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Glass room? Woops, in the wrong place!-> Quit
Menu 2, Stone Circle:
"Habari! Come to explore the mystery of the Stone Circle?"
*Yes, it is quite mysterious-> Goto Menu 2
*Not a flatty-boob
****, eww.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Yep, still looking around though.-> Quit
Menu 3:
"Is there anything I can do to help?"
*I'm not sure, but maybe if we chat a bit...-> Goto Menu 4
*Well my d i c k isn't wet, so...-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Nah, I think I got it.-> Quit
Menu 4:
"OK then, what do you wanna ask?"
*Actually now that I'm here I'm more curious about you...-> Goto Menu 5
*Wanna f u c k?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Where's the bathroom?-> Quit
Menu 5:
"Well that's unusual. What do you wanna know?"
*Well, what brings you here, I guess?-> Goto Menu 6
*How much for a n a l?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Wait it's what time?
**** I gotta go...-> Quit
Menu 6:
"I was hired by the New Cyana Tourism Bureau to serve as a guide, but I'm on break right now." (please check the name and make it whatever the hell these islands are actually called)
*So you help people around the islands then?-> Goto Menu 7
*So, does that include f u c k ing the guests?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*That reminds me, I am needed elsewhere.-> Quit
Menu 7:
"More than that. I help people find what they're looking for. Since, you know...The purpose of this island isn't just the beautiful scenery."
*Is anyone looking for you?-> Goto Menu 8
*Great, can you point me towards bigger t i t s ?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Speaking of scenery, I need to go see some.-> Quit
Menu 8:
"I'm not really the...Type...most people come here for. Hence my more secondary role."
*This place is open to all types. -> Goto Menu 9
*Good point. Where are the real w h o r e s at?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*That's sad. I need to go though.-> Quit
Menu 9:
"I mean it is in theory, but not in practice. People kind of expect...More. In the chest department."
*Well they're missing out, I think you're very beautiful.-> Goto Menu 10
*Ever considered implants? I know a guy in Ecuador...-> Goto Menu FAIL
*How rude of them, I will go complain!-> Quit
Menu 10:
"Awwh, that's very kind of you to say."
*The truth is always welcome.-> Goto Menu 11
*Yessss so we can have sex now?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*You're quite welcome, I gotta go though.-> Quit
Menu 11:
"Well I confess you've got me intrigued...Care to help me feel more like the other girls?"
*In what way?-> Goto Menu 12
*Only if it involves airplane glue and monkey poop.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry, you are pretty, but not my type.-> Quit
Menu 13:
"Well, I have very soft hands..."
Handjob animation plays -> Goto Menu 14
Menu 14:
"How did that feel?"
*It was amazing! I...I want some more!-> Goto Menu 13
*Not bad for a warmup, maybe we can do something else? -> Goto Menu 15
*Jeez all that Nice Guy lying and all I get is a handy?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*It tired me out, I need to go lie down for a bit...-> Quit
Menu 15:
"I like to do it...Traditionally."
Doggie animation plays -> Goto Menu 16
Menu 16:
"I gotta say, you're quite the lover, I bet the girls around here love you..."
*Thanks...Think I could get another rub-down?-> Goto Menu 13
*Glad you think so. Would you like another one?-> Goto Menu 15
*Always good to hear. Wanna try anything more?-> Goto Menu 17
*Ugh, all that work for such a weak p u s s y...-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Lemme go test that theory...-> Quit
Menu 17:
"If I'm honest I haven't done this since college, but...Hell, isn't this place all about losing inhibitions?"
Anal animation plays -> Goto Menu 18
Menu 18:
"That was a lot more fun than I remember! Must be my partner..."
*If I give it a rinse, will you give it a rub?-> Goto Menu 13
*I wanna wash it off first, but I want that "traditional" again.-> Goto Menu 15
*I'd love to do it again if you're down for it...-> Goto Menu 17
*There is S H I T on my D I C K now, you dirty B I T C H.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Lemme go test that theory...-> Quit
Goto Menu FAIL
"That is NOT the way you behave here! P i s s off before I get security!"