Aloha! What brings a handsome boy out to chat with a lil' ol bun like me? Oh, just trying to say hi to as many cute girls as I can. We're gonna fuck, of course. Just saying hi. Gotta go, though. Awwh, you make me blush! Surely you're here for more than that. Well, I could take the time to get to know you... Yes. Sex. Why do you think Crow made this game? Not really. See you later! Oh gosh, I mean, I don't wanna take up your whole day... We don't have to talk all day! Just for a little bit, you know? Less yap yap more suck suck, you know the point of this place. You don't, just good to see a pretty face. Gotta go! Well I suppose I could tell you a little about myself. I'm eager to hear anything you have to say. I'm not seeing how this gets me closer to sex with you. Can it wait? I need to go pee. Well, the name is Cindy. I'm 22 years old, for my day job I'm actually a bartender at a tiki bar, and I kinda got used to the outfit. I'm actually from Iowa, if you can believe it! Anyway I came here to get away for the weekend, you know? It's a good place to relax, and actually get sun, instead of faking it at a bar. Wow, sorry that I don't have much to say about myself... Ok, I was nice, so we do the sex now, right? Can I add you to my Instagram? Lemme go make an Instagram. So you don't mind if I go on, then? Well when I was in college, not that I ever finished college, I spent a lot of time in bars, and what with my Grand dad serving in the Pacific I was attracted to the nostalgia of Tiki. I know it's old fashioned, but it's what makes me happy, and it appears I'm not alone! Have you ever been to the south pacific? Oh my GOD. Will you ever SHUT UP and FUCK me? Huh. I didn't ever think about that. I gotta go though. No, but I really wanna go! I even took a few classes on Polynesian languages, and looked into what sorts of cruises go out there. I wanna do more than just be a tourist, you know? Especially when I've kinda sorta been culturally appropriating their beautiful lives to sell watery drinks to middle-aged men. That's rather admirable of you, to try and see it from their perspective. Are you done rambling? Wait, are we in the south pacific now? I need to go find a map. Oh goodness! It's kind of you to listen to me prattle. Too bad there's no bar around, or I could make you a drink! I'm sure it would be delicious if you did. How about I make you a Hit The Roofie? Man, now I'm thirsty. I'll go hit up the nearest bar real quick. Maybe I should reward such a listening ear... Well I'm not going to turn down such a lovely offer... OK, but you're going to want to get tested after this... Actually I have a girlfriend, sorry. Lemme show you how they do it down in Guam! -Sideways- Let's switch it up a bit, I wanna see your smile this time... -Missionary- Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, I can't think of the last time it was like that before! That was rather quick. I can do it again if you want, I'm still good to go... How do you feel about doggie style? Think we could get someone else involved? Think we could get someone else involved? Thanks a lot, most girls won't do me after I tested positive... Yeah, I need to go cool down for a bit... Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, I can't think of the last time it was like that before! I can't think of the last time it was like that before! That was rather quick. What are you thinking of? I want to have you sideways. I love to see you smile while... How do you feel about doggie style? Think we could get someone else involved? Think we could get someone else involved? I need to go cool down for a bit... Oh man, it's been ages, but I could always give it a fresh go! -Doggystyle- Oh, you need to talk to Carmen, then, I know she'd be down so long as it's with me! Let's have some more fun just two of us. I'm gonna talk to her. Hey, Carmen called me, said you wanted us to all three get going... -Threesome with Carmen- Aloha! Great to see you again! Let's have fun. Bye. Bye. Jeez-us, fuck you dude, I thought you were nice! Dialog skipped. Options: -Doggystyle- -Missionary- -Sideways- -Threesome with Carmen-