HTH Dialog Developers Group

Menu 1:
"Aloha! What brings a handsome boy out to chat with a lil' ol bun like me?"
*Oh, just trying to say hi to as many cute girls as I can.-> Goto Menu 2
*We're gonna f u c k, of course.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Just saying hi. Gotta go, though.-> Quit

Menu 2:
"Awwh, you make me blush! Surely you're here for more than that."
*Well, I could take the time to get to know you...-> Goto Menu 3
*Yes. Sex. Why do you think Crow made this game?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Not really. See you later!-> Quit

Menu 3:
"Oh gosh, I mean, I don't wanna take up your whole day..."
*We don't have to talk all day! Just for a little bit, you know?-> Goto Menu 4
*Less yap yap more suck suck, you know the point of this place.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*You don't, just good to see a pretty face. Gotta go!-> Quit

Menu 4:
"Well I suppose I could tell you a little about myself."
*I'm eager to hear anything you have to say.-> Goto Menu 5
*I'm not seeing how this gets me closer to sex with you.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Can it wait? I need to go pee.-> Quit

Menu 5:
"Well, the name is Cindy. I'm 22 years old, for my day job I'm actually a bartender at a tiki bar, and I kinda got used to the outfit. I'm actually from Iowa, if you can believe it! Anyway I came here to get away for the weekend, you know? It's a good place to relax, and actually get sun, instead of faking it at a bar."
*Wow, sorry that I don't have much to say about myself...-> Goto Menu 6
*Ok, I was nice, so we do the sex now, right?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Can I add you to my Instagram? Lemme go make an Instagram.-> Quit

Menu 6:
"So you don't mind if I go on, then? Well when I was in college, not that I ever finished college, I spent a lot of time in bars, and what with my Grand dad serving in the Pacific I was attracted to the nostalgia of Tiki. I know it's old fashioned, but it's what makes me happy, and it appears I'm not alone!"
*Have you ever been to the south pacific?-> Goto Menu 7
*Oh my GOD. Will you ever SHUT UP and F U C K me?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Huh. I didn't ever think about that. I gotta go though.-> Quit

Menu 7:
"No, but I really wanna go! I even took a few classes on Polynesian languages, and looked into what sorts of cruises go out there. I wanna do more than just be a tourist, you know? Especially when I've kinda sorta been culturally appropriating their beautiful lives to sell watery drinks to middle-aged men."
*That's rather admirable of you, to try and see it from their perspective.-> Goto Menu 8
*Are you done rambling?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Wait, are we in the south pacific now? I need to go find a map.-> Quit

Menu 8:
"Oh goodness! It's kind of you to listen to me prattle. Too bad there's no bar around, or I could make you a drink!"
*I'm sure it would be delicious if you did.-> Goto Menu 9
*How about I make you a Hit The Roofie?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Man, now I'm thirsty. I'll go hit up the nearest bar real quick.-> Quit

Menu 9:
"Maybe I should reward such a listening ear..."
*Well I'm not going to turn down such a lovely offer...-> Goto Menu 10
*OK, but you're going to want to get tested after this...-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Actually I have a girlfriend, sorry.-> Quit

Menu 10:
"Lemme show you how they do it down in Guam!"
Sideways Animation plays-> Goto Menu 11

Menu 10b:
"Let's switch it up a bit, I wanna see your smile this time..."
Missionary plays-> Goto Menu 11

Menu 11
"Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, I can't think of the last time it was like that before!"
*I can do it again if you want, I'm still good to go...-> Goto Menu 10b
*How do you feel about doggie style?-> Goto Menu 12
*Think we could get someone else involved?-> Goto Menu 13
*Thanks a lot, most girls won't do me after I tested positive...-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Yeah, I need to go cool down for a bit...-> Quit

Menu 12:
"Oh man, it's been ages, but I could always give it a fresh go!"
Doggystyle plays-> Goto Menu 11

Menu 13:
"Oh, you need to talk to Carmen, then, I know she'd be down so long as it's with me!"
-> Goto Menu 11

Menu FAIL
"Jeez-us, f u c k you dude, I thought you were nice!"

Menu RETURN:
"Aloha! Great to see you again!"
-> Goto Menu 11

Menu CARMEN RETURN
"Hey, Carmen called me, said you wanted us to all three get going..."
Threesome Animation Plays -> Goto Menu 11