HTH Dialog Developers Group


Just my idea of this joke:


I don’t have the first stated because I don’t honestly know what to write.
Also added number puzzle instead of random barking.

State1: Hi there! My name’s Taight! How can I help you?

a) ... some really short introduction 1 or 2 states

b)



State3: …

a) Would you like me to give your pu*sy some attention? -> StateA

b) How do you feel about missionary? -> StateB

c) Would some doggystyle action improve your mood? -> StateC

d) ... -> StateD

e) ... -> StateE



StateA: I have a headache.
a) Let’s do something different. (back)

StateB: I’m not in mood for that today.
a) Let’s do something different. (back)



StateC: I don’t feel like that now.
a) Let’s do something different. (back)



StateD: I’m still recovering from a shitty work shift.
a) Let’s do something different. (back)



StateE: I'm too tired.
a) Let’s something different. (->StateF)


StateF: I admit I’m not really in the mood for the mood for sex.
a) Is it because you don’t like me? (->StateG)

StateG: Not at all! Tell you what; how about I reward you if you can answer my riddle.
a) I’m not in the mood for games. I want to get to know you better. -> Fail
b) OK... What’ll happens if I win? (->StateH)

StateH: I’ll let you have some fun with me on my back. But only if you win.
a) Ok, what kind of riddle? ->StateI
b) I think I’m going to head out, I’m no good at riddles. ->Fail

StateI:  All you have to do is guess the next number in the sequence.
a) Ok. Give me an easy one to start. ->StateJ
b) Why can’t we just f*ck? My little friend is getting anxious. -> Fail2

StateJ:  6, 12, 18, ?
a)20 -> Incorrect1
b)24 -> StateK
c)12 ->  Incorrect1

StateK: Nice! Here’s another one: 27, 3, 343, 7,  64, ?
a) 8 -> Incorrect2
b) 6 -> Incorrect2
c) 4 -> StateL

StateL:  Wow I didn’t think you’d get that one. You sure know your cubed roots hee hee! Ok last one: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, ?
a) 13 -> StateM
b) 14 -> Incorrect3
c) 15 -> Incorrect3

StateM:  You’re really good at this. Ah well, come and mess me up; you deserve it. ->Missionary

Done: Wow you were worth the wait! All I can think about now is going again!
a) We had better get to it then! L
->Missionary
b) I’m a bit tired, could we call it a day? -> Goodbye

Back: All that and you couldn’t even finish,  how disappointing!
a) Let me try again -> Missionary
b) I’m a bit tired, could we call it a day? -> Goodbye

Fail1: If you can’t play my little game, then we can’t have any fun. Leave

Fail2: I won’t f*ck just anyone. You have to earn me. Leave

Incorrect1: Hee Hee, that’s not right. We can try again later. Leave

Incorrect2: Huh, maybe that one was a little difficult. Think about it and then try again. Leave

Incorrect3: Here, I’ll give you a hint: It’s addition. Leave

Goodbye: *sigh* Okay, Don’t hesitate to ask me if you get the “urge”. I’ll be here waiting. Leave