Menu 1:
"Hey handsome. Looking for a pony ride?"
*I might be...-> Goto Menu 2
*Ugh, not from a tranny. F u c k i n' p i s s off, you freak.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Actually I'm looking for the bathroom.-> Quit
Menu 2:
"For the right price I can make it worth your while, baby..."
*Price? Oh uhm...How much?-> Goto Menu 3
*Pay? For sex? In HTH? Hah. Next you're going to ask me to pay for air.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry, can't afford it.-> Quit
Menu 3:
"Depends on what you want, handsome. $50 for a blow or $100 to ride the pony. Either of those appeal to you?"
*I'm tempted, just hesitant about...You know.-> Goto Menu
*How about two cents? Cuz that's all you're worth, b i t c h.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Lemme go find an ATM real quick.-> Quit
Menu 4:
"Baby, f u c k i n g a girl with a dick doesn't make you gay. A girl's a girl, regardless of genitals."
*I mean...I guess, it's just not my...usual thing?-> Goto Menu 5
*You're no girl, you're just an ugly man with a d i c k.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry. It's just not what I'm in to.-> Quit
Menu 5:
"Don't worry about it baby, we're here to experiment. That's what this place is all about."
*Yeah but...Why do you charge? Sorry, just not used to paying either.-> Goto Menu 6
*How about you experiment with getting those fake funbags removed you freak!-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry, it's just a bit too wild for me.-> Quit
Menu 6:
"Consider it a donation. For my anti-cis-tamines. Or tit-tacs. Girl's gotta keep herself medicated after all."
*F u c k it, I'll give it a go. What all can I do again?-> Goto Menu 7
*Yeah, no. F u c k i n g gross trannies are not my f u c k i n g thing.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Sorry, I'm just not down for this.-> Quit
Menu 7:
"That's the right attitude baby. So what do you wanna do?"
*(hands over $50) I guess a blowjob would be okay...-> Goto Menu 8
*(hands over $100) How about missionary?-> Goto Menu 10
*(hands over $100) How about a piledriver? If I'm gonna pound, I should pound.-> Goto Menu 12
*I uh...Wanna leave, if I'm honest.-> Quit
Menu 8:
"Don't worry baby, I'll make it the best $50 you ever spent..."
Oral scene plays-> Goto Menu 9
Menu 9:
"So how was it, hot stuff?"
*Pretty damn good. Another fifty for another go?-> Goto Menu 8
*I think I'm ready for more...-> Goto Menu 7
*Ugh, f u c k i n g gross, I've got tranny spit on my dick.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*It was good, I've just had enough for now.-> Quit
Menu 10:
"All right baby. You wanna wrap it up, or not? I don't care either way."
*Better to be safe than sorry, right? There's no medicine for regret.-> Goto Menu 11A
*You're uh...Clean right?-> Goto Menu 11B
*Actually, no, I'm not down for shoving my dick in a dude's a s s.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Actually I'm having second thoughts.-> Quit
Menu 11A:
"Good choice, baby. Now f u c k me, and if you want, reach down and gimmie a rub. I like that..."
missionary-condom scene plays-> Goto Menu 7
Menu 11B:
"If you have to ask, then you already know. Now grab my girl c o c k and make me smile while we pound."
missionary-condomless scene plays-> Goto Menu 7
Menu 12:
"All right baby. You wanna use a rubber?"
*I better wrap. Sorry, I dunno how...popular...you are.-> Goto Menu 13A
*I'll take the risk, it feels better.-> Goto Menu 13B
*Sorry, I've had enough of gold digging tranny
**** today.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Actually I'm having second thoughts.-> Quit
Menu 13A:
"Hot stuff, handsome. Bend me in half and
**** my a s s - p u s s y like the w h o r e I am!"
piledriver-condom scene plays-> Goto Menu 7
Menu 13B:
"Mmm, you know the risks but go bare anyway. I like that...Now f u c k i n g breed my a s s, stud!"
piledriver-condomless scene plays-> Goto Menu 7
Menu FAIL:
"Just because I'm a w h o r e doesn't mean I have to put up with your s h i t. So f u c k off before I put my hoof up your a s s!"
->Quit
Menu Return: (replaces Menu 7 dialog)
"Ready for more? Well I'm always down...If you've got the cash."