Menu 1:
"Welcome to the pool, hot stuff, looking to cool off?"
*I sure could, although you look like you could heat things up. -> Goto Menu 2
*Ugh, wet dog smell. No thanks. -> Goto Menu FAIL
*I doubt it, I'm looking for someone else. -> Quit
Menu 2:
"Heating it up huh? You tease."
*What can I say? I'm always interested in someone like you. -> Goto Menu 3
*Tease? I wanna [F-Bomb] you in the [P-Bomb]-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Hold it right there, I don't wanna pee the pool. -> Quit
Menu 3:
"And what about me is so interesting?"
*I can sense something I just want to know.-> Goto Menu 4
*Yer [T-Bomb]. That's about it.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Lemme go think about that.-> Quit
Menu 4:
"Oh gosh, there's not much to know, I'm just a simple girl, here to relax and have fun."
*Surely there must be something. I just find you enchanting.-> Goto Menu 5
*Well how about you simply suck my [Rooster]?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Well, I hope you do get relaxed and have fun-> Quit
Menu 5:
"You're just trying to flatter me!"
*No really! I'm enjoying being here with you. It's just nice to do.-> Goto Menu 6
*Ya got me. [F-Bomb] now?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Awwh, well I do like ya, but I gotta go.-> Quit
Menu 6:
"Well, I'm glad you feel so nice about me."
*Don't all the boys make you feel nice?-> Goto Menu 7
*How about you make me feel nice with that wet [C-Bomb] of yours?-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Always good to make people feel good. Gotta go tho.-> Quit
Menu 7:
"You'd be surprised. Most people just throw bad lines or demands at me and expect sex."
*I'm sorry they do that.-> Goto Menu 8
*That's probably because you dress like a [prostitute]-> Goto Menu FAIL
*-> Quit
Menu 8:
"The sad part is, if I'm honest...I'm kinda
****."
*Would you like for me to help with that?-> Goto Menu 9
*[F-Bomb]ing FINALLY! Ugh, all this bullshit just to get laid.-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Well, good luck with that.-> Quit
Menu 9:
"How about doggie style?"
Doggie-Style Animation plays -> Goto Menu 10
Menu 10:
"That was amazing! Thanks so much..."
*How about another round doggie style?-> Goto Menu 9
*I'd love to go again with a different position if you're up for it...-> Goto Menu 11
*Jeez, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, you [S L U T]-> Goto Menu FAIL
*Thanks, I need to go cool off for a bit.-> Quit
Menu 11:
"Mmm, time to ride 'em cowgirl then!"
Reverse Cowgirl Animation plays -> Goto Menu 10
Menu FAIL:
"Is that any way to talk to me? Lifeguard, come get this guy out of here!"
-> Quit
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